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…it’s okay dude, we know how you feel.

Yes, that is a lion. In a sidecar. Pulling G’s with some real entertainers. Not a warning sign in sight. Now that’s entertainment. Line forms to the left.

Actually, the setup was a wooden barrel board wall of the “Thrillarena” or “Wall of Death” It’s called Motor Drome Riding and it was popular in the 20s and 30s. Someone along the way said “Hey, let’s put lions in the drome” uhhhh kay… sure, that’ll bring ‘em in. And it did.

Jason Falls had me thinking about this post after I wrote it so I updated it. When you use Gimmicks, you must just keep cranking them out. You must start out with a dog in the sidecar, then a goat, then a friggin’ lion. But what do you do when the lion gets boring?

So if you’re dependent on gimmicks - keep your foot in it - cause if you slow down, you’ll be lunch.

images from thrillarena.com

No wonder we’re a tired nation. It takes 5 minutes to read a no-parking sign. I came across this sign today, and thought it was kind of pathetic. 65 words to say “15 minute parking” .. nuts. Where will it end. By 2028, the sign will reach the ground and you’ll have to check a box agreeing that you read it.

Ok, folks - I pose a challenge to the geekdom out there. How to disable, permanently, these obnoxious speaker boxes that are attached to every friggin’ gas pump I’ve been to in the last 6 months. The MUTE buttons are worn out (”dimple collapse”) so you gotta sit there and listen to the bloody things go on, incomprehensively, about worthless crap inside the stores. It was some brilliant marketer’s idea - I can hear it now “We need to bring people into the store from the pump, ’cause that’s where the profits are. ” I know a few out there think it’s a great idea. Muzak was bad enough, but, it was in the distance, and didn’t drown out your cell phone or NPR on the car radio. And next it will be video, where we’ll need a different solution (I am so absolutely sick of TV everywhere I go - yes I own a universal TV-off keychain. ) And finally, Google Gas Pumps will surely be next.

How about an opt-out feature where I can pay you five freakin’ bucks for a year of peace and quiet? It’s unlikely. Nielsen media reports a 70% brand recall for gas station TV. Damn, that’s good. But I wonder how many are remembering the brand so they can avoid any product annoying them at the gas pump. “Never, ever buy friggin’ Dr. Pepper again.”

So I call out to you, the Hardware Gods of the Interweb….

I figure if we can mess with the electronic voting systems, we should be able to fk with these things a bit.

So, electronics wizards, how do you disable them without opening them or beating them with an object or getting electrocuted (and starting a large fire.)

Electronic pulse?
Handheld High Output Laser?
Freon-freeze+ gentle tap?
Secret series of keypresses? (that would be ideal!)

All ideas welcome.

Required Disclaimer, Of COURSE I am not condoning vandalism in any shape or form. This is just an academic discussion.

I have always loved the Nick Park / Oscar-Winning Aardman Animation short called “Creature Comforts,” - I remember seeing it an animation festival years ago - you’ll love this behind-the-scenes insight into the interviews - raw unedited tape with Dan Sinclair. These are the uncut interviews that were made to create the scenes. It’s fun to hear the pure sweetness of the people involved. I found myself laughing outloud. It was a brilliant idea to go out and get these interviews.

It took insight into an idea to form a framework, but it sounds like the whole thing was allowed to develop organically at times.

Hint… go watch the video first if you’ve not seen it.

Food Fuse Interesting up to the 2/3 point.

Rhino and Bird longer interview

You mean it?  A free cookie?

“Tis the season” …for brain-dead vacation autoresponders.

Is it worth it?

Do you really need to reply to everyone while on vacation?

Chances are you don’t and the risks outweigh the benefits. In this blogger’s opinion. Some autoresponders can be set up in a smart way - such as sending the reply “only once.” But based on my experience, this is the exception. Most just flip them on and bolt, leaving everyone else to clean up the mess. If you were the one everyone depended on to protect the nuclear arsenal today, I could understand, but c’mon.

If you’re thinking of posting one today…think about this:

• Don’t autoreply to spammers: Your reply says a lot about your email set up. It can be used to increase the value of your email address to Spammers, and feeds the SPAM economy.
• Don’t start loops: his still happens, even in 2007. Some email programs are ridiculously stupid, and will auto-reply to auto-replies. Please make sure yours doesn’t. It just saturates the internet with crap, and makes IT managers have to answer the phone when they should be relaxing with family.
• Don’t reply to mailing lists: If you’re on a listserve, you could be sending your autoreply to lots of grumbling people who have no clue who you are .. you become the “wierdo with the autoreply.”
• If it’s broken, or sends tons of replies, it makes you look like a dweeb: Any autoresponder screwup makes you look like a dweeb. Wouldn’t it be better not to send them at all?
• It makes work for everyone else: Many of us get over 200 emails per day. We have to go through it. And we previously had you marked as an allowed sender. So you’re breaking trust, at least on the email side.
• Telling people about your tropical plans is snobbish.  It’s “nice” you’re going to the Bahamas or to Fiji.  But please keep it to yourself on your autoreply.  Otherwise I might just send an anonymous email to the border patrol about some alleged exploits you’re off to take part in on that little tropical island hop*.
• Thieves use autoreplies? Urban Legend? It’s probably unlikely. Keeping your departure and return time ambiguous is a good idea for lots of reasons… LOL. Making note that others may be in the office, but they won’t be checking your email won’t hurt anything. I can find out exactly who you are, where you work, and what brand of toothbrush you use in today’s world, but the chances of thieves using this is probably lower than some warnings make it out to be.
• Voice mail is very different than email and vacation messages are fine there, IMO. If I call you, and I need you, and I wait to HEAR your message, then I asked for it. Details about your absence might help those who REALLY want to reach you, so that’s the place for the info about your fancy trip.

*  C’mon.  I’m kidding.

I think I need to spring for a faster wireless network or I’ll definitely be dead before these files get copied.

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Improvements later if there’s interest:

• Improved condensing of content.
• Totally SFW version.
• Category-by-category tweets.

Farktweet links may link to adult content depending on the story you click on.  This is a part of Fark, not the tweetbot.

The imagination runs wild with what you could get away with in this grassy area. Anyone complaining about the weirdness you’ve thought up? Just point at the sign.  But what’s with the “allowed here now” bit…. hasn’t it been allowed since 1789?